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FIX MY DIK

from MIDNITE FUKK TRAIN by CHRISTEENE

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lyrics

HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE TA FIX MY DIK
CMON SIT YA SURE SHOT DOWN ON THAT POLE
CRACK YA BACK WHILE WURKIN THAT HOLE

YEAH CHICKEN
YEAH CHICKEN

IM A HEFTY GURL DOWN THERE
CAT SCRATCHIN IN A WOMYNS WURLD
HELL YEAH
SELLIN BAYBEEZ AT THA LOCAL FAIR
WHO CARES WHEN IM MAKIN MY AWWWWW

RIDE ALONGSIDE SPREAD EM REAL WIDE FOR ME
DIP IT IN THA HONEY
DIP IT IN THA HONEY
WHUUT

GIT YA LIPSTIK WET ON MY POLE
WHILE YA WURKIN THAT HOLE FROM THA OTHER SIDE

MY BUTT IZ OPEN FERR BUNKMATES
SELLIN AT LO RATES
MAIL IN YA REBATES

ILL LET YA CHEW ON MY CRAB CAKE
TAL HELL WITH THA FIRST DATE
JUST SLIDE ME THA BEEF STEAK

I NEED A MAN WHOSE GUNNA WIN MY NASTY GAME
NEED A WOMYN GUNNA EAT MY DIRTY SHAME
NEED A BAYBEE GUNNA SHUT THA FUK UP WHEN MOMMA GITS UP TA GIT DOWNE
I NEED A BAYBEE GUNNA SHUT THAT FUK UP WHEN MOMMA GITS UP TA GIT DOWN

DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

FIX MY DIK
FIX MY DIK
FIX MY DIK
FIX MY DIK

HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE TO FIX MY DIK?
HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE TO FIX MY DIK

HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE TO FIX MY DIK
IT AINT RIGHT TO CHEAT THIZ DURTY GURLZ MEAT
THROW ME A BONE MY DAWG IZ IN HEAT
HUMP YA LEG NOW
HUMP YA LEG NOW

I SEEN A DEVIL ON A DIK IN SAN JOSE
WOO’D HEAVY WITH SUM POPPERS AN BEAUJOLAIS
GOT A SPOT ON THA CURB FOR MY BBJ’S
IM CLIMBIN HIGHER OFF THA WIRE LIKE TINA FEY

CAN YA FEEL ME
CAN YA FEEL ME
CAN YA FEEL ME
CAN YA FEEL ME
CAN YA FEEL ME
CAN YA FEEL ME
CAN YA FEEL ME
CAN YA FEEL ME
CAN YA FEEL ME

I NEED A MAN WHOSE GUNNA WIN MY NASTY GAME
NEED A WOMYN GUNNA EAT MY DIRTY SHAME
NEED A BAYBEE GUNNA SHUT THA FUK UP WHEN MOMMA GITS UP TA GIT DOWNE
I NEED A BAYBEE GUNNA SHUT THAT FUK UP WHEN MOMMA GITS UP TA GIT DOWN

FIX MY DIK
FIX MY DIK
FIX MY DIK
FIX MY DIK

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from MIDNITE FUKK TRAIN, released November 11, 2022
Composer / Lyrics: CHRISTEENE
Producer: Peter Stopschinski (adapted from original production by JT Almon)
Vocals: CHRISTEENE
Bass: Mary Feaster
Lead: Viva DeConcini / Gerard Kouwenhoven
Tenor Sax: Cole Stone Frisina
Alto Sax: Theśan Pollyanna
Organ : Brittany Anjou
Drums: Lyla Vander

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CHRISTEENE Brooklyn, New York

CHRISTEENE is a human pissoir of raw unabashed sexuality; a gender-blending, booty-pounding, perversion of punk fully equipped with an arsenal of ferocious music intertwined with raw moments of strained intimacy and fiery stank.

CHRISTEENE currently resides in Austin, Texas. ... more

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